College is a time to try
new things. Some people spend that time trying weird courses. Others spend that
time experimenting with drugs and sex. Last semester, I tried Dungeons and
Dragons. Now, I have a weekly Dungeons and Dragons night where some of my friends
and I play a bit of a campaign and talk shit to one another. It’s like a poker
night, but for NERRRRRRRRRRRRRDS.
We all have a “first
something”, and that “first something” is always terrible yet, despite its
numerous faults, it’s surprisingly charming. Whether it’s a car or a sculpture,
we all have a “first something”. D&D is no exception. This week’s blog post
is about my first D&D character.
Tonight, we’re going to
hear the ballad…of Flynnigan Whitfieldingtonshiresworth (*guitar chord*,
*rattlesnake noise*, *Jack Black scream*).