I
love TV. I’ve spent time with TV. I’ve had dinners with TV. I even once
proposed to TV (it was super awkward: after I popped the question, it cut to
one of those “No Means No” PSAs and we haven’t spoken about it since.)
But
I think TV could be improved. Here’s my “Top 10 TV Shows I Would Change for the
Better” List. The changes could be as small as changing the font used for the
logo or as big as replacing the entire cast with coked up cats. Let’s find out
how I would ruin improve various television shows!
